Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Old words, new definitions!
Here are some of the interesting new definitions for old words.
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
similar to my character
lines.
Source: Forwarded by a friend
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Bwahahahahaha. I'm going to have to steal this one. It shall me my Saturday post. I'll give you credit of course.
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Man, how I enjoyed this piece! I would remember forever the new but actual meanings of yawn, egotist and hand kerchief.
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Thank you sir. I like the definition of committee too!
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