Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Old words, new definitions!


Here are some of the interesting new definitions for old words.

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.


INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.


RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.


SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.


SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.


TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.


TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.


YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.



WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
similar to my character
lines.

Source: Forwarded by a friend

3 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahaha. I'm going to have to steal this one. It shall me my Saturday post. I'll give you credit of course.

    Have a terrific day. :)

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  2. Man, how I enjoyed this piece! I would remember forever the new but actual meanings of yawn, egotist and hand kerchief.

    Nice pick up sir.

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  3. Thank you sir. I like the definition of committee too!

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