The boss asked the employee, "Do you believe in life after death?"
"Yes. I do", replied the employee.
"I do understand. You remember you took leave to attend the funeral of your grandmother last week. This morning she came to office to meet you," informed the boss.
Bhim with his beautiful wife stayed in an old-fashioned hotel in a small town while on a vacation. They
came across a genie in a small bottle and set him free. The genie said that he was imprisoned inside the bottle for 1000 years. He thanked the couple profusely and told them, "I am grateful to you. I'll give you both one wish each and I'll keep one for myself."
Bhim: "I want a billion dollars".
Wife: "I want a villa in every big city in the world."
Genie: "Done."
Bhim: "And what is your wish, genie?"
Genie: "I haven't spent anytime with a woman in my life. If you permit me I would like to have your wife for a day."
Bhim: "Hmmm...OK, you are getting us a lot of money. I guess I don't mind..."
The genie spends the day with the attractive woman and later asks her,"How old is your husband?"
Wife: "30."
Genie: "Really? And he still believes in genie stories..."
"Yes. I do", replied the employee.
"I do understand. You remember you took leave to attend the funeral of your grandmother last week. This morning she came to office to meet you," informed the boss.
Bhim with his beautiful wife stayed in an old-fashioned hotel in a small town while on a vacation. They
came across a genie in a small bottle and set him free. The genie said that he was imprisoned inside the bottle for 1000 years. He thanked the couple profusely and told them, "I am grateful to you. I'll give you both one wish each and I'll keep one for myself."Bhim: "I want a billion dollars".
Wife: "I want a villa in every big city in the world."
Genie: "Done."
Bhim: "And what is your wish, genie?"
Genie: "I haven't spent anytime with a woman in my life. If you permit me I would like to have your wife for a day."
Bhim: "Hmmm...OK, you are getting us a lot of money. I guess I don't mind..."
The genie spends the day with the attractive woman and later asks her,"How old is your husband?"
Wife: "30."
Genie: "Really? And he still believes in genie stories..."
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