When my lifelong-bachelor uncle turned 78, he travelled across the country to visit a dozen or so old
girlfriends.
"How'd it go?" I asked when he returned.
"Thank God I never married any of them," he said. "They are all widows."
Overheard: A mother bragging about her daughter. "She's very articulate. She can draw anything."
Being partly deaf, my friend and I need to use a certain amount of body language for communication. Her eight-year-old daughter sulked that she couldn't understand, so I told her to pay attention as she might pick up some signs.
"But if I do that," she insisted,"then I might forget how to hear."
girlfriends.
"How'd it go?" I asked when he returned.
"Thank God I never married any of them," he said. "They are all widows."
Overheard: A mother bragging about her daughter. "She's very articulate. She can draw anything."
Being partly deaf, my friend and I need to use a certain amount of body language for communication. Her eight-year-old daughter sulked that she couldn't understand, so I told her to pay attention as she might pick up some signs.
"But if I do that," she insisted,"then I might forget how to hear."
They are all widows. Bwahahahahahahaha.
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