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Humor with husband and wife!
Husband and wife are talking :
"I love you!"
"Prove it!"
"How?"
"Shout that you love me so the whole world can hear you."
He quietly walked over and whispered in her ear:
"I love you …"
"Why so quiet and why in the ear?"
"Because the whole world for me – it’s only you."
My wife decided to lose weight.
She started going to the fitness classes, pool and singing lessons.
You probably want to ask:”Why the singing lessons?”
She just want to make herself as busy as possible,so she doesn't have a lot of time to eat.
Husband and wife divorcing.
The court judge ask husband:
"What is the reason for divorce?"
"Unfortunately my wife and me have completely different interests : I interested only in women, and she interested only in men…"
"Why do you want to divorce your wife?"
"She smokes in bed!"
"Well,that's not a reason for divorce."
"Yes,but also she likes to use my ear as an ashtray!"
Bwahahahahahaha. Especially that last one. Yikes.
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