A husband asks his wife: "If I die, will you remarry?"
"Of course no, darling, I will stay with my sister. And if I die, will you remarry?"
"No, I will also stay with your sister."
During the hard times a man always looks for a woman. During the good times, he looks for the second one.
A wife tries to teach the dog to sit up.
After a few fails her husband tells: "Darling, forget it, you won't succeed..."
"Don't worry", replies his wife, "in the begining it was difficult with you as well."
"Of course no, darling, I will stay with my sister. And if I die, will you remarry?"
"No, I will also stay with your sister."
During the hard times a man always looks for a woman. During the good times, he looks for the second one.
A wife tries to teach the dog to sit up.
After a few fails her husband tells: "Darling, forget it, you won't succeed..."
"Don't worry", replies his wife, "in the begining it was difficult with you as well."
Bwahahahahahahaha. I linked you to Silly Sunday.
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Heeheehee! Now i suspect the sister, no matter which one goes first!
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