Sunday, February 21, 2016

Number jokes!

How easy is it to count in binary? It’s as easy as 01 10 11.

Q: What does one penny say to the other penny? 
A: Let's get together and make some cents. 

Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? 
A: a $100 bill! 

Q: What is Barack Obama's new slogan in these tough times? 
A: Spare Change You Can Believe In!


If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
Source: Internet


2 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahahahahaha. I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  2. I like re-reading these old one liners.

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