The Thug with a Black Mask!

Late one night a thug wearing a black mask stopped a well-dressed good-looking person and stuck a gun in his ribs. 
"Give me your money," he demanded. 
Annoyed, the person replied, "You can’t do this to me– I’m a US Congressman!" 
"Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"


I used to believe that the brain was the most important organ. But then I thought, hey, look who’s telling me that.

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