The new minister was touring the neighborhood, getting acquainted with his parishioners.
At one house a feminine voice from inside asked, "Is that you, angel?"
The minister hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"No, but I happen to be from the same department."
A minister, was anxious to get home to his family after several days absence.
He was traveling just over the speed limit when he was pulled up by a police officer who was unimpressed by the father's explanation.
"A minister, eh? How would you like me to preach you a little sermon?"
"Skip the sermon," the father replied with a sigh. "Just take up the collection."
At one house a feminine voice from inside asked, "Is that you, angel?"
The minister hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"No, but I happen to be from the same department."
A minister, was anxious to get home to his family after several days absence.
He was traveling just over the speed limit when he was pulled up by a police officer who was unimpressed by the father's explanation.
"A minister, eh? How would you like me to preach you a little sermon?"
"Skip the sermon," the father replied with a sigh. "Just take up the collection."
Bwahahahahahahaha. Love the first one the very best.
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