There was a new CEO at a company who decided to fire all of the slackers, and when he gets done with that, he finds a dude leaning on his desk.
He thinks "What the #$%#@ is he doing!?"
So he walks up to the guy and says "What the #$%#@ are you doing!?"
The guy says "I'm waiting to get paid."
The CEO says "OK, how much do you get paid in a week?"
The guy says "About $300."
The CEO gives the guy $1200, and says "Now go away and never come back!" The guy walks away.
The CEO says "Will someone please tell me what the #$%#@ I just did!?"
An employee says "You just tipped the pizza man $1200."
Source: Internet
He thinks "What the #$%#@ is he doing!?"
So he walks up to the guy and says "What the #$%#@ are you doing!?"
The guy says "I'm waiting to get paid."
The CEO says "OK, how much do you get paid in a week?"
The guy says "About $300."
The CEO gives the guy $1200, and says "Now go away and never come back!" The guy walks away.
The CEO says "Will someone please tell me what the #$%#@ I just did!?"
An employee says "You just tipped the pizza man $1200."
Source: Internet
Bwahahahahahahaha. Wow, what a tip.
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