What do driving and dating have in common?Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
Today I went to a barber’s shop for a shave. The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.
I asked: “But what if I swallow the ball?”
He replied: “No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.”
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww on the last one.
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