Faithful dog!

Before getting into the surgery room, I left a note for my surgeon to be more cautious and careful while performing the surgery.
After the surgery I found a note from the doctor on my table which read: "I have left my cellphone somewhere.  Founder may please contact me..."!


How does the lawyer name his baby daughter?
"Sue...!"


In a pet shop, the seller glorifies the specialties of his dog to a prospective buyer.  "It is a faithful dog. I have sold this to eleven customers in the past.  It remained with each customer for a year and came back to me without fail at the end of the year!"