Monday, January 22, 2018

St. Peter and the HMO Manager!

Two doctors and a HMO Manager die and wait at the entrance of Pearly Gate for an interview with St. Peter. 
The first doctor, a pediatrician, meets St. Peter and states that he has saved the lives of a lot of  poor  children in his country. St. Peter asks him to enter Heaven.
The other doctor says, "I am a psychiatrist and I have helped thousands of people lead a peaceful life."  St. Peter allows him in.
The third person, a HMO Manager states, "I got countless families cost-effective healthcare." 
St. Peter replies, "You may enter, but you can stay here for just 3 days.  Thereafter you will go to Hell!"

A young man called the directory for assistance.  "Hello, I would like the telephone number of Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona."
"There are multiple listings of that name in Phoenix, Arizona", replied the operator.  "Do you have a street name?"
The young man hesitated for a while and said, "Well, most of the people call me Ice Man."

The owner of a cinema theatre in New York City passed away at the age of 65.  A newspaper published the following message about his funeral:
"The funeral will be held on Wednesday at 2:15 pm, 4:30 pm, 6:45 pm and 9:00 pm."

Source: Readers' Digest


1 comment:

  1. I love the first and last ones the best. Some people come up with the greatest jokes.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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