A duck walks into a drug store and asks for a tube of ChapStick.
The store assistant locates the tube and informs the duck that the tube costs $1.29.
The duck replies, "Okay. Put it on my bill."
Jack and Joe went to a forest for hunting. When they were chasing an animal, Joe keeled over . Jack was panicky and dialed 911 for help. He said in a shivering voice, "My friend suddenly dropped dead. What am I supposed to do now?"
A soothing voice at the other end said, "Don't worry, I can help. First of all make sure that your friend is dead."
There was a brief silence and a gun shot was heard by the operator. Jack picked up the phone once again and said, "Okay, what do I do now?"
Source: Readers' Digest
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The store assistant locates the tube and informs the duck that the tube costs $1.29.
The duck replies, "Okay. Put it on my bill."
Jack and Joe went to a forest for hunting. When they were chasing an animal, Joe keeled over . Jack was panicky and dialed 911 for help. He said in a shivering voice, "My friend suddenly dropped dead. What am I supposed to do now?"
A soothing voice at the other end said, "Don't worry, I can help. First of all make sure that your friend is dead."
There was a brief silence and a gun shot was heard by the operator. Jack picked up the phone once again and said, "Okay, what do I do now?"
Source: Readers' Digest
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