Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Brain and cappuccino!

It is jokes time.
A couple at a party are being congratulated on their daughter's good grades.
"It's because she got my brains," says the husband, looking pleased.
"I still have my brains," the wife replies.

Scene: Coffee shop
Businessman: Can I get a decaf cappuccino?
Waiter: Actually, we only sell regular cappuccino.
Businessman: Okay, I'll have one of those.  Just give me your phone number so I have somebody to talk to when I can't sleep tonight.

Courtesy: Readers Digest

1 comment:

  1. Oh I love the first one very much. Great comeback.

    Have a terrific day. :)