It is jokes time.
A couple at a party are being congratulated on their daughter's good grades.
"It's because she got my brains," says the husband, looking pleased.
"I still have my brains," the wife replies.
Scene: Coffee shop
Businessman: Can I get a decaf cappuccino?
Waiter: Actually, we only sell regular cappuccino.
Businessman: Okay, I'll have one of those. Just give me your phone number so I have somebody to talk to when I can't sleep tonight.
Courtesy: Readers Digest
A couple at a party are being congratulated on their daughter's good grades.
"It's because she got my brains," says the husband, looking pleased.
"I still have my brains," the wife replies.
Scene: Coffee shop
Businessman: Can I get a decaf cappuccino?
Waiter: Actually, we only sell regular cappuccino.
Businessman: Okay, I'll have one of those. Just give me your phone number so I have somebody to talk to when I can't sleep tonight.
Courtesy: Readers Digest
Oh I love the first one very much. Great comeback.
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