Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Disney spells!

It is time for jokes.

I was out in the garden with my stepladder today.  Not my real ladder.
No, I don't get along with my real ladder.

A teacher is getting to know her new pupils on the first day of school.
She turns to one little girl and says, "What does your daddy do?"
"Whatever mummy tells him," the girl replies.

"Doctor, doctor, every time I sit down, I see visions of Mickey Mouse
and Pluto.  And when I stand up, I see Donald Duck."
"How long have you been having these Disney spells?"

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahaha. Love them all.

    Have a terrific day. :)