Thursday, December 1, 2011

Fun with words!

It is time for jokes.

If lawyers are disbarred, can electricians be delighted, musicians denoted and cowboys deranged?

A cement mixer collided with a prison van just outside town.  Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

Nom de Grrrr
Does kitty dream of slinking down the catwalk?  If so, give her a name that screams "I'm a star!"  Like these actual pet names...

Cats                                                                               Dogs
Cleocatra                                                Mary-Louise
Bing Clawsby                                           Barker
Chairman Meow                                        Bettie Poops
Alexander the Grey                                    Virginia Woof
                                                              Iggy pup 

Courtesy: Readers Digest

1 comment:

  1. I love them all. Made me smile this cold Friday morning.

    Have a terrific day and weekend. :)