Time for jokes.
A big, hairy, muscular man appeared at the Pearly Gates. "Did you ever do anything good during your life?" St. Peter asked him.
"Yes, as a matter of fact, I did!" he replied.
"What did you do?" St. Peter asked.
"I went into town and I took on a motorcycle gang that was stirring up trouble. I picked the biggest man with the most tattoos and knocked him about. Then I threatened him, "If you don't get out of town with your friends, you will be history."
"When this did this happen?", asked St. Peter.
"Two minutes ago."
Courtesy: Readers Digest
A big, hairy, muscular man appeared at the Pearly Gates. "Did you ever do anything good during your life?" St. Peter asked him.
"Yes, as a matter of fact, I did!" he replied.
"What did you do?" St. Peter asked.
"I went into town and I took on a motorcycle gang that was stirring up trouble. I picked the biggest man with the most tattoos and knocked him about. Then I threatened him, "If you don't get out of town with your friends, you will be history."
"When this did this happen?", asked St. Peter.
"Two minutes ago."
Courtesy: Readers Digest
Bwahahahahahaha. No good deed goes unpunished.
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