Casual listeners!

Having explained in detail over phone the directions to reach my home, I asked my friend Jimmy whether he was clear about the route.    Jimmy said, “Sorry, say that again.  I didn’t hear you…some guy just walked by saying something much more interesting...”

Identity and password stealing is a common occurrence in this Internet Age.  

The husband is busy fixing the tap in the bathroom.  A stranger knocks the door and tells the wife something.  She calls her husband aloud and says, “This man at the doorstep says he stole your identity, got bored, and now wants to return it.”