Thursday, September 20, 2012

Humour Vocabulary! (Part-2)

There are some more common words which can be added to your humuor vocabulary.

gibe (jiyb) n.  A comment by someone who has nothing good to say about a person and is then asked to repeat it over and over.

"They say you shouldn't say anything about the dead unless it's good.  He's dead.  Good."

offspring (off-spring) n.  The penalty for having sex.

New York City's Museum of Modern Art invited its younger guests to share their thoughts about the fabled museum.  This girl had some strong opinions:

I went to MoMA and...
Saw a coat closet trash and two water fountains.  I'm very disappointed.  I did not see a dinosaur, you call yourself a museum!


  1. Perception is a tricky thing isn't it? Yes it is.

    Have a terrific day. :)