The final round of the hammer throw event comes down to a Russian soldier, a Bulgarian farmer, and Larry, who lives with his parents.
The Russian throws first: 85 meters. Interviewed later, he says, "I'm from a military family, which gives me discipline."
Then the Bulgarian throws: 88 meters. He tells reporters, "I'm from a farming family. This gives me strength."
It's Larry's turn. He slings the hammer 95 meters, winning gold! Later he explains, "I'm from a long line of lazy people, and I was taught, 'If any one ever puts a hammer in your hand, throw it as far away as you can.'"
The Russian throws first: 85 meters. Interviewed later, he says, "I'm from a military family, which gives me discipline."
Then the Bulgarian throws: 88 meters. He tells reporters, "I'm from a farming family. This gives me strength."
It's Larry's turn. He slings the hammer 95 meters, winning gold! Later he explains, "I'm from a long line of lazy people, and I was taught, 'If any one ever puts a hammer in your hand, throw it as far away as you can.'"
Bwahahahahahahaha. We have so many lazy people too. Well we do here.
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