Monday, November 26, 2012

Doctor jokes!

When my back seized up, I called my doctor's clinic, explaining that I was a priest and was in too much pain to deliver my sermon.  Could they help? 
The woman on the other end asked me to hold. 
The next thing I heard was a loud voice announcing, "I have a priest on the phone who can't stand to preach!"

A man  walked into my our medical practice complaining that he was in agony. 
"Where exactly is the pain?" asked the doctor. 
"Near my ovaries," he moaned.

"You don't have ovaries," we told him.

The patient looked confused.  "When were they removed?"

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahaha. Both of these are hilarious.

    Have a terrific day. :)