Some workers from the water supply
department were carrying out repairs in our neighborhood. I recognized
the supervisor by the white hard hat he wore and pointed him out to my
six-year-old grandson Dough. When asked how I could identify which man
was the boss, Dough promptly replied, "Because he doesn't do any work?"
A father, who had been taking care of the children while the mother was away, brought the toddler to the X-ray department in a hospital. He apprehended that his 2-year old daughter would have accidentally swallowed the charm he was wearing on his neck while she was playing with it. Immediately a "gums to bum" X-ray was taken by the doctor to locate the charm. The search ended halfway to the stomach where the charm was found. It read, " No.1 Dad."
A father, who had been taking care of the children while the mother was away, brought the toddler to the X-ray department in a hospital. He apprehended that his 2-year old daughter would have accidentally swallowed the charm he was wearing on his neck while she was playing with it. Immediately a "gums to bum" X-ray was taken by the doctor to locate the charm. The search ended halfway to the stomach where the charm was found. It read, " No.1 Dad."
Bwahahahahahaha. I really liked the first one. It's right on the money.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. :)