Gasoline jokes galore!

In the background of sky rocketing petrol (gasoline) price in India 

New Greetings:

May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,

May your sorrow fall like the Indian Rupee, and

May your joy spread in your heart like corruption spreads in India…!!!
 

Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this year.

The only thing we forgot to ask him its full form:

G= Gas & Gold

D= Diesel & Dollar

P= Petrol & Parties
 

Dear Father-in-Law,

I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.

Please take your Daughter or Car back…

I cannot afford both.
 

Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month!

Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.60 per US Dollar);

Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Bangalore (Rs.81 per litre) !!!

 

Finally it has happened…

After decades,

Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!

Now, there will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON'T DRIVE !!!

Expensive petrol will help solve the problem of traffic jams!

 

Drink and drive should not be a problem now.

After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?

 

We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol.

 

Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano absolutely free.

(scheme for आमआदमी Now he can get car with petrol! )
 

Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank करदो... 

Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो...

Man: What? Why? How?

Attendant: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION!!!

Courtesy:   Friends circle

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