Here is one more word to our humor vocabulary.
Satirist (sa-ter-ist) n. "A man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about others."
NEW STUDY FINDS iPAD IS CURE FOR ADULTERY
A new scientific study released today says that iPad owners are less likely to commit adultery "because they stop noticing other people altogether."
According to the study, commissioned by Apple, iPad use disrupts what scientists agree are the first stages of extramarital sex: "noticing, admiring and talking to other people."
The study, which was conducted on a sample of 1000 iPad owners, found that not only did iPad use make them thoroughly uninterested in extramarital sex, "their nonstop talking about the amazing features and apps on their iPads made them completely unattractive to potential sex partners as well."
Courtesy: Reader's Digest
NEW STUDY FINDS iPAD IS CURE FOR ADULTERY
A new scientific study released today says that iPad owners are less likely to commit adultery "because they stop noticing other people altogether."
According to the study, commissioned by Apple, iPad use disrupts what scientists agree are the first stages of extramarital sex: "noticing, admiring and talking to other people."
The study, which was conducted on a sample of 1000 iPad owners, found that not only did iPad use make them thoroughly uninterested in extramarital sex, "their nonstop talking about the amazing features and apps on their iPads made them completely unattractive to potential sex partners as well."
Courtesy: Reader's Digest
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