Wonderful definitions! (Part 2)

Some more definitions:

OFFICE: 
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life 

YAWN: 
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth 

EXPERIENCE: 
The name men give to their Mistakes 

DIPLOMAT: 
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip 

OPTIMIST: 
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway 

"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" 

MISER: 
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH! 

FATHER
A banker provided by nature

BOSS: 
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early 

POLITICIAN: 
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later 

DOCTOR: 
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!

Courtesy: Friends Circle