Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Short and sweet stories!

The students of grade 6 were busy writing an essay titled "An interesting sports event I participated in the recent past".    Johnny, a smart enterprising guy, thought for a while and started writing leisurely.  He finished his essay within a couple of minutes and left the hall. The curious examiner unfolded the paper to read the contents which read as follows.
 "It rained heavily.  There was no play."

It was a seminar on sex.  Several speakers narrated their own juicy experiences elaborately.  Our guy Jim was called for a talk at the fag end of the seminar.  Due to paucity of time he was allotted only a couple of minutes and instructed to make a very brief talk.

Jim spoke, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure...! Thank you." 

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahaha on the last one. That was spot on.

    Have a terrific day. ☺