The students of grade 6 were busy writing an essay titled "An interesting sports event I participated in the recent past". Johnny, a smart enterprising guy, thought for a while and started writing leisurely. He finished his essay within a couple of minutes and left the hall. The curious examiner unfolded the paper to read the contents which read as follows.
"It rained heavily. There was no play."
It was a seminar on sex. Several speakers narrated their own juicy experiences elaborately. Our guy Jim was called for a talk at the fag end of the seminar. Due to paucity of time he was allotted only a couple of minutes and instructed to make a very brief talk.
Jim spoke, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure...! Thank you."
"It rained heavily. There was no play."
It was a seminar on sex. Several speakers narrated their own juicy experiences elaborately. Our guy Jim was called for a talk at the fag end of the seminar. Due to paucity of time he was allotted only a couple of minutes and instructed to make a very brief talk.
Jim spoke, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure...! Thank you."
Bwahahahahahaha on the last one. That was spot on.
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