Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Royal Dontopedalogist!

According to the UK's Prince Phillip, "Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for  good many years."  Here, he proves his point:

To a driving instructor in Scotland:
"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?"

To the Nigerian President, dressed in traditional robes:
"You look you're ready for bed!"

To a blind woman with a guide dog:
"Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for anorexics?"

To Aboriginals in Australia:
"Do you still throw spears at each other?"

On a visit to Canada:
"We don't come here for our health.  We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves."

Courtesy: Reader's Digest

1 comment:

  1. Yep, I'm thinking he can put both of his feet in his mouth and still be heard. Good ones.

    Have a terrific day. ☺