According to the UK's Prince Phillip, "Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for good many years." Here, he proves his point:
To a driving instructor in Scotland:
"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?"
To the Nigerian President, dressed in traditional robes:
"You look you're ready for bed!"
To a blind woman with a guide dog:
"Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for anorexics?"
To Aboriginals in Australia:
"Do you still throw spears at each other?"
On a visit to Canada:
"We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves."
Courtesy: Reader's Digest
To a driving instructor in Scotland:
"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?"
To the Nigerian President, dressed in traditional robes:
"You look you're ready for bed!"
To a blind woman with a guide dog:
"Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for anorexics?"
To Aboriginals in Australia:
"Do you still throw spears at each other?"
On a visit to Canada:
"We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves."
Courtesy: Reader's Digest
Yep, I'm thinking he can put both of his feet in his mouth and still be heard. Good ones.
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