Nine months pregnant with twins, I bellied up to the supermarket meat section in search of the perfect roast. The butcher appeared from the back and asked, " May I help you?"
No, thank you," I said. "I'm just looking."
A minute later, he returned. "Can I help you?"
"No I'm just looking," I repeated.
A few minutes later, he appeared yet again, asking the same annoying question.
"I'm just looking!" I said testily.
"In that case ma'am," he said politely, " would you please step back a bit? Your stomach is pressing our service bell."
No, thank you," I said. "I'm just looking."
A minute later, he returned. "Can I help you?"
"No I'm just looking," I repeated.
A few minutes later, he appeared yet again, asking the same annoying question.
"I'm just looking!" I said testily.
"In that case ma'am," he said politely, " would you please step back a bit? Your stomach is pressing our service bell."
Bwahahahahahahahaha. Too funny.
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