I was in a restaurant recently when I found I desperately needed to break wind. The sound system was
really, really loud, so I timed it to coinside with the beat of the music.
I finished my coffee and got up to leave when I noticed that everybody was staring at me. That's when I realized I was listening to my iPod.
Spotted in my church bulletin:
"The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment, and gracious hostility."
My sister's dieting stint ended the day her eight-year-old saw the price tag on her weight-loss-shake. "Whoa!", he yelled out, "400 bucks for this, and it doesn't even work."
Courtesy: Reader's Digest
I finished my coffee and got up to leave when I noticed that everybody was staring at me. That's when I realized I was listening to my iPod.
Spotted in my church bulletin:
"The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment, and gracious hostility."
My sister's dieting stint ended the day her eight-year-old saw the price tag on her weight-loss-shake. "Whoa!", he yelled out, "400 bucks for this, and it doesn't even work."
Courtesy: Reader's Digest
Bwahahahahahahaha on all three but that first one made me spew my coffee all over my monitor.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. ☺