Sunday, August 11, 2013

The Garden of Eden!

My two sons, Jack, eight, and Luke, ten, came to visit me one day at the office.  I was busy with some assignment, so put the two kids in our boardroom, gave them pencils and paper and asked them to entertain themselves.

A short while later, Jack came to see me and said, "Dad, I can see why you call it the 'bored room'.  I've been in there only ten minutes and I'm bored already.

Scene:  The Garden of Eden.
Eve to Adam:  "Do you love me?"
Adam to Eve:  "Do I have a choice?"

A man is woken up late at night by a knock on the door.  When he opens it, he meets a snail on the doorstep, who's selling encyclopedias.  Annoyed by the late-night intruder, he boots the poor snail far into the bushes.  He slams the door and heads to bed.  Two years later the man is getting ready for work when he hears a knock on the door.  It's the same snail, who shouts angrily, "What was that all about?"


  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. I linked you to my Silly Sunday as these clearly qualify.

    Have a terrific day. :)