Saturday, November 30, 2013

Jokes time!

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney.

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.   The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."

The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?" The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."

The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The man looks up and says, "Apparently my wife does."

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

Source: Internet

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