Funny side of English in the hands of foreigners:
In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
Outside a Paris dress shop:
Dresses for street walking.
In a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute
customers in strict rotation.
A sign posted in Germany's Black forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that
people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live
together in one tent unless they are married with each other
for that purpose.
In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the
opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby
be used for this purpose.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist.
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon
having a good time.
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no
miscarriages.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
Source: Internet
Bwahahahahahahaha, and my favorite is:
ReplyDeleteIn an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist.
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
Laughed out loud. Wonderful collection.
ReplyDeleteLaughed out loud. Wonderful collection.
ReplyDeleteLike the Paris sign. Dresses for streetwalking. :D Very nice! LOL Thank you!
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