A couple celebrates their 30th anniversary by re-walking their
first walk together. They come to the fence against which they first
made love.
The husband says, "Come on, for old time's sake." The wife agrees and they both undress.
Afterwards, the husband says, "You're even better than you were 30 years ago."
His wife replies, "That fence wasn't electrified 30 years ago!"
"I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?"
"Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger."
A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. One smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Not an excuse. You can use your other hand to write with."
The husband says, "Come on, for old time's sake." The wife agrees and they both undress.
Afterwards, the husband says, "You're even better than you were 30 years ago."
His wife replies, "That fence wasn't electrified 30 years ago!"
Doctor, my husband is 300% impotent.
"I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?"
"Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger."
A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. One smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Not an excuse. You can use your other hand to write with."
Bwahahahahahahahah, especially to the last one. Great comeback.
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