Monday, January 20, 2014

Blondes jokes!

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.

A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."

Why does a blonde prefer BMW over Chevrolet?
She can spell BMW!

One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!"
The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "Are you two sisters?"
They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."

A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?"
The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..."
The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.

1 comment:

  1. Bless their hearts. Bwahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺