School jokes! (part-1)

Teacher : "Whoever answers my next question, can go home."   One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher : "Who just threw that?" 
Boy : "Me! I’m going home now."


Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Student: "A teacher!"


Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”