Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Blond men!

A father shows up at his daughter's home and finds his son-in-law angrily packing his bags.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
"I texted my wife that I was coming home today from my golfing trip.  And what did I find when I walked through the door?  Her making out with Joe Murphy!  I'm leaving!"
"Now calm down," says the father-in-law.
"There must be a simple explanation.  I'll find out what happened."  Moments later, he reappears.  "I told you there was a simple explanation, and there is," he says.  "She never got your text message."

A woman invited a man over to her home for a seven-course meal.

"That's lovely," he said.  "What are we going to enjoy?"

She said,"A hot dog and a six-pack of beer."

I stayed in a hotel where the towels were so thick, I could hardly close my suitcase.

When my wife gets a little upset, sometimes a simple "Calm down" in a soothing voice is all it takes to get her a lot more upset.

Source: Reader's Digest

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahahahaha. She never got your text message. Good ones.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺