A father shows up at his daughter's home and finds his son-in-law angrily packing his bags.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
"I texted my wife that I was coming home today from my golfing trip. And what did I find when I walked through the door? Her making out with Joe Murphy! I'm leaving!"
"Now calm down," says the father-in-law.
"There must be a simple explanation. I'll find out what happened." Moments later, he reappears. "I told you there was a simple explanation, and there is," he says. "She never got your text message."
A woman invited a man over to her home for a seven-course meal.
"That's lovely," he said. "What are we going to enjoy?"
She said,"A hot dog and a six-pack of beer."
FLEECED
I stayed in a hotel where the towels were so thick, I could hardly close my suitcase.
JUST CHILL
When my wife gets a little upset, sometimes a simple "Calm down" in a soothing voice is all it takes to get her a lot more upset.
Source: Reader's Digest
"I texted my wife that I was coming home today from my golfing trip. And what did I find when I walked through the door? Her making out with Joe Murphy! I'm leaving!"
"Now calm down," says the father-in-law.
"There must be a simple explanation. I'll find out what happened." Moments later, he reappears. "I told you there was a simple explanation, and there is," he says. "She never got your text message."
A woman invited a man over to her home for a seven-course meal.
"That's lovely," he said. "What are we going to enjoy?"
She said,"A hot dog and a six-pack of beer."
FLEECED
I stayed in a hotel where the towels were so thick, I could hardly close my suitcase.
JUST CHILL
When my wife gets a little upset, sometimes a simple "Calm down" in a soothing voice is all it takes to get her a lot more upset.
Source: Reader's Digest
Bwahahahahahahahaha. She never got your text message. Good ones.
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