Think it's easy being a house-owner. Check out these complaints from tenants.
- The toilet is blocked. We cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
- Fifty percent of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are just plain filthy.
- My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday, and now she's pregnant.
- I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
- I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.
- It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow.
Cruises are supposed to soothe the savage tourists. However, these are complaints from some fastidious tourists.
- A woman wanted to know why a particular British celebrity was not on her cruise despite the fact that she'd heard he'd been there on the cruise once before.
- A passenger lamented that nobody would install a window in her inside cabin so that she could enjoy the ocean view.
- A man on a summer cruise around Alaska whined that the weather wasn't as warm as he had expected, limiting his chances of getting "an impressive tan."
- A couple complained about the kindness of the ship's staff, explaining that they'd to spend "more money than planned" on tips due to the excellent service.
People can be something else can't they. Not a brain in their heads at times either. Bless their hearts.
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