Employment jokes!

Posted under "Time to Look for a New Job" 
"Today my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft, the video game."

When I was interviewed for a job six months after my 70th birthday, I was asked my age.
With nothing to hide, I replied, "I'm halfway to my 71st birthday."
The interviewer looked skeptical.  "No offence," he said, "but you look older than 35."

A Bad Day at Work

• I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately."                      I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just a couple of days earlier.

• A co-worker gave me CD's he'd created specifically for me.  I thought he'd made me a playlist of tunes.  They were self-help tracks.