Quotable quotes of shrewd politicians:
If God
wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
The problem
with political jokes is they get elected.
We hang the
petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office
If we got
one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches,
there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
Politicians
are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no
river.
When I was a
boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe
it.
Why pay
money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will
do it for you.
Politicians
are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy
some more tunnel.
Politics is
the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
I offer my
opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop
telling the truth about them.
A politician
is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
I have come
to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the
politicians.
Instead of
giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the
locks.
There ought
to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen.
Bwahahahahahahahaha. I stole this one and it will post next Tuesday. I gave you credit as always.
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