As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up
frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling
like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone
on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her
first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so
intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical
assistance.
The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s
wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between
the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your
stance is far too wide.”
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her
first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so
intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical
assistance.
The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s
wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between
the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your
stance is far too wide.”Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Your stance is far too wide.
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