Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Old jokes!

When my lifelong-bachelor uncle turned 78, he travelled across the country to visit a dozen or so old

"How'd it go?" I asked when he returned.

"Thank God I never married any of them," he said.  "They are all widows."

Overheard:  A mother bragging about her daughter.  "She's very articulate.  She can draw anything."

Being partly deaf, my friend and I need to use a certain amount of body language for communication.  Her eight-year-old daughter sulked that she couldn't understand, so I told her to pay attention as she might pick up some signs.

"But if I do that," she insisted,"then I might forget how to hear."


1 comment:

  1. They are all widows. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺