Sunday, August 31, 2014

My job experiment!

I found My job!
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,  
but I got canned. Just couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just
couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,  
 but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
 4. Next, I tried working in Starbucks,     
But I had to quit because it was the same old grind.  
5. Then, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice 
to my life,  but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,  
but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard. 
7. My best job was a Musician,
but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,  
      but didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.  
   Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 
10.  I became a Professional Fisherman,  
but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool 
Maintenance company ,  but the work was just too draining. 
12.. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre,     
 but they said I wasn't fit for the job...  
13. After many years of trying to find steady work,  I finally got 
a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it..
14. My last job was when I tried working in a Muffler Factory,  
but that was too exhausting. 
  
 SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT 
   
AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! 





2 comments:

  1. I'm perfect for retirement too. Yes indeed.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

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