My job experiment!

I found My job!

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,   but I got canned. Just couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,    but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.  4. Next, I tried working in Starbucks,      But I had to quit because it was the same old grind.   5. Then, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice  to my life,  but just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,   but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard.  7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,         but didn't have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.      Tried hard but just didn't fit in.  10.  I became a Professional Fisherman,   but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool  Maintenance company ,  but the work was just too draining.  12.. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre,       but they said I wasn't fit for the job...   13. After many years of trying to find steady work,  I finally got  a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.. 14. My last job was when I tried working in a Muffler Factory,   but that was too exhausting.      SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT      AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!