Monday, November 17, 2014

Intelligent Sardarji jokes!

A teacher, delivering a lecture on the rapid increase in population of people in Inida, says, "A woman in India gives birth to a child every 20 seconds."
Sardarji stands up and shouts, "We must find her and stop this nonsense."

Teacher:  "I killed the person", convert this to future tense.
Sardarji:  The future tense is "You will go to jail."

Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.  He was not sure as to what's to be written in the column "Salary expected."   After a long deliberation, he wrote:  "Yes."

Sardarji won a prize money of $900,000 from a $20 lottery ticket.  The lottery company gave him $800,000 after deducting tax.  Sardarji got angry and told the company either to give the full amount of $900,000 or to return the $20 ticket.

1 comment:

  1. These kind of sound like blonde jokes. I'm just saying. That last one made me laugh out loud.

    Have a fabulous day. :)