A teacher, delivering a lecture on the rapid increase in population of people in Inida, says, "A woman in India gives birth to a child every 20 seconds."
Sardarji stands up and shouts, "We must find her and stop this nonsense."
Teacher: "I killed the person", convert this to future tense.
Sardarji: The future tense is "You will go to jail."
Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what's to be written in the column "Salary expected." After a long deliberation, he wrote: "Yes."
Sardarji won a prize money of $900,000 from a $20 lottery ticket. The lottery company gave him $800,000 after deducting tax. Sardarji got angry and told the company either to give the full amount of $900,000 or to return the $20 ticket.
Sardarji stands up and shouts, "We must find her and stop this nonsense."Teacher: "I killed the person", convert this to future tense.
Sardarji: The future tense is "You will go to jail."
Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what's to be written in the column "Salary expected." After a long deliberation, he wrote: "Yes."
Sardarji won a prize money of $900,000 from a $20 lottery ticket. The lottery company gave him $800,000 after deducting tax. Sardarji got angry and told the company either to give the full amount of $900,000 or to return the $20 ticket.
These kind of sound like blonde jokes. I'm just saying. That last one made me laugh out loud.
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