Saturday, November 22, 2014

Kids jokes!

Q: How do you catch a monkey?? A: Climb a tree and act like a banana.

Q: What kind of keys do kids like to carry? A: Cookies!

Q: Why do cowboys ride horses? A: Because they are too heavy to carry!

Q: Who helped the pumpkin across the road? A: The police-GOURD!

Q: why does the man called the fire truck A; because he got fired from his job by his boss

Q: When do astronauts eat? A: At launch time!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)

Q: Who can shave six times a day, but still have a beard? A: A barber.

Doctor, doctor, my husband thinks he's a parachutist. Tell him to drop in and see me.

Q - Tell me 5 animal names A - Cat, cats' Mom, Dad, sister, aunt

Q: Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing? A: She wanted to reach the high notes!

Kid (over the phone pretending as a dad): Teacher, My kid won't be coming to school today. Madam: Who is speaking? Kid: My dad

Q: What day do chickens hate most? A: Fry-days!

Q: What washes up on very small beaches? A: Microwaves!

Q: What kind of bee can’t make up its mind? A: A maybe

A: What did the moose say to the barber? Q: Thanks for the moose-stache!;D

Q: What is the smartest state? A: Alabama, it has four A's and one B.

1 comment:

  1. These are pretty good one liners.

    Have a terrific day. :)