The drunkard and the two little boys!

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor and decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U"..... 
He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest.......................
"Father, please come with me. Come and witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"...... 
They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U'............ 
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting and said: "What About The Two At The Gate?"...........

You should see the marathon......... The priest almost ran past the church gate..shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!".