Saturday, November 8, 2014

The ducks in Heaven!

Three women meet with an accident and go to Heaven.  St. Peter admits them in with a simple stipulation that they are free to do anything except hurting the ducks in Heaven.  "If you do any harm to the ducks you will be punished," he warns the women.

The women live merrily in Heaven for sometime.  Ducks are aplenty in Heaven crowding the gardens, streets, restaurants, places of worship, etc.   One day, one of the women, accidentally stamps on a duck.  Noticing her folly, St. Peter takes her to an ugly man and ties her with him with a chain and tells her that she will have to live with him chained for the rest of her life.

The next woman falls on a duck on day evening by mistake.  St. Peter calls her aside and pronounces similar punishment, she too is chained with an ugly man to live for the rest of her life.

The third woman is extremely careful in her movements and leads a peaceful life though separated from her two dear friends.  One day, to her surprise, St. Peter brings a very handsome guy and chains him with her and asks her to live with this guy for the rest of her life.

The woman is very happy that she has been rewarded well for her good deeds.  Casually she enquires the guy the circumstances which brought him to her. With a sad look the guy replied, " I stamped on a duck."

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahahahahaha. I knew there was a catch...Good one.

    Have a terrific day. :)